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Thursday, November 17, 2005 
bush rocks
that wacky liberal mtv. always playing those leftist political music videos. why don't they play any far-right-wing political music videos? you know, like... toby keith. well, he's country, so i guess that's okay. what the world needs is a hard-rockin' conservative music video to teach today's teenagers that george w bush is fucking awesome. (wait, they still show videos on mtv?)

if that sounds like a dream come true then you will cream your jeans when you hear the right brothers and their new song "bush was right." imagine billy joel's "we didn't start the fire", with new pro-bush anti-liberal lyrics, with a chorus that sounds kind of like a christian rock band, or similar to those syruppy alternapop bands who wrote songs like "1985" or "stacy's mom" (i refuse to look up who wrote those songs. if you're heard them, you know).

think progress has the lowdown, as well as a 30-second excerpt. you seriously should check it out.

as keith olbermann said, "neither country joe nor the backstreet boys have anything to worry about." olbermann's show also produced a video for the song. it has more flag graphics than the colbert report. and i love the graphics of bush rockin' out on the guitar. crooks & liars has the video for your entertainment.

once the right brothers finish making their own video, they will start a grassroots campaign to push it to the top of TRL. if this campaign isn't successful, they say, it will be proof of the media's liberal bias. because just like the music of dirk diggler, "it's that's good."

here are the lyrics, in their entirety, as taken from think progress:

Freedom in Afghanistan, say goodbye Taliban
Free elections in Iraq, Saddam Hussein locked up
Osama’s staying underground, Al Qaida now is finding out
America won’t turn and run once the fighting has begun
Libya turns over nukes, Lebanese want freedom, too
Syria is forced to leave, don’t you know that all this means

Bush was right!
Bush was right!
Bush was right!

Democracy is on the way, hitting like a tidal wavev All over the middle east, dictators walk with shaky knees
Don’t know what they’re gonna do, their worst nightmare is coming true
They fear the domino effect, they’re all wondering who’s next

Bush was right!
Bush was right!
Bush was right!

Ted Kennedy - wrong!
Cindy Sheehan - wrong!
France - WRONG!
Zell Miller - right!

Economy is on the rise kicking into overdrive
Angry liberals can’t believe it’s cause of W’s policies
Unemployment’s staying down, Democrats are wondering how
Revenue is going up, can you say “Tax Cuts”

Bush was right!
Bush was right!
Bush was right!

Cheney was right, Condi was right,
Rummy was right, Blair was right
You were right, We were right, “The Right” was right
and Bush was right…
Bush was right!
Bush was right!

in other words, america, fuck yeah! (i still haven't seen that movie... we'll need to rent it.)


5 comments:
what movie is that? (sorry if i missed an obvious clue.) ¶

—posted by Anonymous virago, at 2:01 PM, November 17, 2005  
the movie is team america: world police, which apparently has a song in it called "america: fuck yeah". if the song is half as good as the theme from orgazmo, it should be fun.

we should rent that soon. ¶

hmm, maybe this weekend? we'll discuss. ¶

—posted by Anonymous virago, at 9:16 PM, November 17, 2005  
It has a few brief moments of utter genius that make it worth watching despite the majority of the moving being pretty crappy. In particular, the "panic signal" gag is one my wife and I routinely refer back to a year after we saw the movie.

As for the song and the subject of B-movies, I figure someone ought to rip off the "Scottie doesn't know" song from Eurotrip, substitute nefarious Bush deeds and Scott McClellan's subsequent stonewalling.

I was just going to post a link to the lyrics, but the pop up windows were so insane, I don't want to direct anyone there, so:

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know-o!
So don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So don't Tell Scotty!

Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

'Cause Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (--X3--)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
So don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting. (Wooh...)
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(--X3--)
So don't tell Scotty!
'Cause Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So don't tell Scotty!

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(--X3--)


The...parking lot? Why not?
It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn. In the snow.
LAUGHING SO HARD
CUZ SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
Scotty doesn't know!

I DID HER ON HIS BIRTHDAY....

Scotty doesn't know!(--X4--)

So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty will know!
Scotty has to know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gonna tell Scotty!
Gonna tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!


(::Chant::) Scotty doesn't know! (--x6--)
Scotty doesn't,
Scotty doesn't,
Scotty doesn't...
(::Chant::) Scotty doesn't know! (--X8--)
Scotty's got to go ¶

team america isn't quite half as good as it could have been, but the soundtrack does have bits of genius in it.

including "america, fuck yeah!" ¶


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