beans shoots out ass n morning
me bella made our way to muncie chief import of illegal mexican labor filled ouselves up with beans bean paste hot sauce beens beans i shit fart try to get laid smell was so bad she ran away were is she now in closet me ass blew up large mother fucker large waite i bean LARGE farts stomach gas woke up 7:30 matt turd stuck on ice me hates to hear tire squelling so earlly and my ass was learning a second language with out my permission should i eye through wrocks get stoned i think no to earlly wrap pillow around head fart cus swer wake up arond ten head to the head siton comode and let 10 to 20 pounds of beans glide out of my ass little peppers finding there way into the folds of my arse hole brn bern indiana or ben berg non of wich came out my ass just beans ,,like a pastry chef puts icing on the cake poop pding heaving on the sauca sausssa bean beans shoot out ass n mornin badtaste sad waste
mockbees was fuckin rad
literally m,,,, ask jason ,was a factory renivated
into art warhouse space awsom huge domed blocked vault
like tube chambers 2 downstairs 2 upstairs and huge 30
or 40 foot ceiling ball room they sold beer had movie
projectors playing it was like a noise rave in fucking
sane so i played in the main room up stairs but true
to the werd we set up a gurilla rig matts fuckin loud
pa jason played guerilla in cincinati but ticket is
now that i got my mavckie mono tape recorder i use it
sounds great and i got his hole set and mine so if you
want to post it werd.. and also i got or had jason
make me some buttons so i got a couple more fore you
cool ,,and i got your fuckn stallio bobby vomit remmix
done fuckin insane and i plaid it it is one of my
favorite prepared peices of old data storage disk ever
,, sold four tapes unszene bobby vomit shared stereo ,
i need to make you a copy ,and make a tpe with ya
,............ and one record traded for two cds and a
tape walked aeay with 5 beers in me a tape a flier 2
cds and a (social junk) patch very good show....i will
tell maore about line up to you later i was only there
on day .......
[note: this was the bobby vomit email that inspired the creation of the bobby vomit blawg]
ben has intrfucks to dawgs
i wead now wead gawt record in mail eye eye cappin remix janek schaefer wow 7 inch number 289 /289 happy tone record similiar to on/ off cut with off center hole then re centered when pressed 2 7 in box size of 12'' odd thing is wants you to physically remix so mine came from EBAY ...notes: As this was, at times, quite a technical project, I thought that it would be interesting to explain a few things about how it came to be. 'Wow' is described as the slow fluctuation in the pitch of long sounds when a record is rotating unevenly. The more uneven, the greater the effect. In sound reproduction this is seen as an imperfection. My idea was to simply magnify this error and use it as both a compositional device and as my own 'Physical Remix' for the Diskono series. The original composition [side B] is made up from four sounds in development, focusing on the idea of pitch variation. Sound one [recorded using a Nord Micro Modular] begins as a flat tone and then evolves into ever deeper oscillation cycles. Sounds two and three were recorded on my Tri-phonic Turntable using a modified Cardas Sweep record [the sound of a progressively rising tone used to cleanse your Hi-Fi]. By making a new off-centre hole for the spindle in the disc, the smooth tone becomes an oscillating one due to the resulting uneven rotations = Wow. One rises as the other descends [reverse play]. The fourth sound is a locked groove of a slightly fluctuating test tone which concludes the composition. Side A is my 'Physical Remix' of this track. During the cutting stage of the 7" I made a second hole in the lacquer and cut the track around this new centre. This meant that when it came to press the disc using the initial/original centre hole the actual sound is positioned off-centre on the record [aural/visual remix]. This in turn enforces the music to fluctuate slowly in speed/pitch [= Wow]. By removing the 'spider' from the dinked centre hole you can increase or decrease the amount of wow imposed on the recording to maximum effect. Technical Warning: Please note that some record players will not be able to play side A.
mine had a note added i will write it werd for werd..
sorry this is so late, but i send it to you with muched love. i thanks you for the socks.i am wearing them now,as a matter of fact,and they are nice to say the least. i needed socks and you pulled through. so i sent you a bunch of goodies. as well as the "physical remix" record....can't wait-------------
a) who are you? ---my name is christopher, the soldiers head.not a true hero. ed rooney is a heroand he is not me..
B) what tools? --spilt beer and coffee on it. then put glitter on it.
C)why?----why ask why? does life travel around itself in cycles? first, i like beer so i spilled beer on the record . night two, i was up till5:00 am , so i spilled coffee on it. why was i drinking coffee so late anyway? on the third night i wanted to send this plastic back, get it out of the rot of my bedroom, buut alas , it looked so ordinary. so i decorated it with glitter now it shimmy and shines. platinum.--------------------
okay hope you enjoy this stuff, hope all is well, keep in touch......cristopher unread p.o. box 3462 omaha, nebraska,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)
der in zeee phucks can me say i am in love records are deliscious i recomend any schaefer on vinyl bobby vomit
this is it
the bobby vomit blawg bitches: put that in your pipe and smoke it.