people with extra limbs

Super Sexy Chevy Nova is a huge Van Halen fan. He is a member of Ultimate Losers, among other groups.
Robautumn doesn't have a fancy handle, but damn does she look good in those glasses. Rave on!
Bobby Vomit is heavily into bondage & blue sphere-related fetishes. He is known for his intense live performances in front of bewildered crowds.
Zoke would sooner shoot you than look at you. Or maybe he would sample your tracks, then shoot you. He does solo work under the zoke name.

coming soon, bios for:

big sugar victorious
humdrum
krocksauce
meatsock
noise system 6
pimpdaddysupreme
virago